Few random quotes
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
The most beautiful translations, like the most beautiful wifes, are not always fidèle.
I speak to God in Spanish, to women, Italian, to men, French and to my dog, German.