Adrian,

I have a better version, one which I've witnessed myself.

Man: So, lets go grab something to eat.
Woman: Any suggestion?
Man: Ok, I've heard about the new chinese restaurant at Jalan Yap Kwan Seng, wanna go try there?
Woman: No needla, it's too far away.
Man: Ok, in this case what about Ali's Corner, it offers authentic Penang Nasi Kandar?
Woman: Duwanla, curry's too heaty.
Man: What about the the vegetarian shop just behind Wisma Genting?
Woman: Not nice one, lets go eat at The Steamboat.
Man: ....If you have an idea why not say it out straight.
Woman: Well, I asked for ideas, but you did not offered any.
Man: (wtf...)